A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.
I’m so done with this site
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my entire life
Hahahah oh my god this is so funny
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
I’ve seen hell.