mr-derp-herpin:

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shoot-those-stars-down:

crotchrocketsandcars:

etdream:

shotofpatr0n:

A friend is someone who will hide behind a snow penis to throw up snow jizz while you’re ferociously hugging it.

I’m so done with this site

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my entire life

Hahahah oh my god this is so funny

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

heyfunniest:

I’ve seen hell.

maritzac:

what boxes